How to relocate the body to any place anywhere

Okay, so if I could relocate, how would I do it? Well, it would start with these premises:

1. The body is a transparent dream image. It is like clay. We can create and recreate, dissolve and reappear and really do anything we want with it, so long as we have a loving and honorable intention.

2. All points of space and time are contained on the pinhead of this eternal now moment. Most of us just breeze past the present moment, flowing on to tomorrow, completely unaware of the immense power we have at our disposal, if we would just shut-up and meditate.

Okay, bringing point one and point two, above, together...

1. Take a deep breath, focus deeply on your third eye, and from this vantage point, open your cells, atoms, mind, and heart. OPEN.

2. Breathing out, allow your body to disappear into the pinhead of this eternal now moment, dissolving into the universe, or, back into your limitless consciousness. DISSOLVE-DISAPPEAR. (Now, this one will probably take about 200 years of consistent practice, but hey, think of the money you will save on gas!)

3. Then instantaneously relocate your body to the location on our planet that you choose. RELOCATE-REAPPEAR. Remember, this happens instantly, all in the spinning head of this eternal now moment.

All of this would happen in one-one-hundredth of a second, instantaneously, at the speed of thought. OPEN------DISSOLVE/DISAPPEAR--------RELOCATE/REAPPEAR. If a second goes by, and we are not in Hawaii, then we have to go back to the breath and try again. And again and again and again.

If you are not in the now, you are stuck in time and space. If you are in the now, you are free of time and space, and if you are in the now, then time and space are your playthings.

So if you are reading this blog, and it is the year 2508, then how close am I to explaining this?

How would you explain it, my future body-relocating friend? (Feel free to leave a comment from the future!)